The Quote Thread

4,561 · Post by **Stoker** » 16 Apr 2025, 14:48

Please post your favourite quotes here.
Then I can add them to the quotes extension here

Post by **iorG19** » 16 Apr 2025, 17:09

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
- Steve Jobs

Post by **pxdetroit** » 25 Apr 2025, 00:22

All evil needs to triumph is for good people to do nothing.
Edmund Burke

Post by **SpIdErPiGgY** » 25 Apr 2025, 04:48

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Post by **pxdetroit** » 25 Apr 2025, 13:44

SpIdErPiGgY wrote: 25 Apr 2025, 04:48 When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield =)

4,561 · Post by **Stoker** » 25 Apr 2025, 13:51

pxdetroit wrote: 25 Apr 2025, 13:44
SpIdErPiGgY wrote: 25 Apr 2025, 04:48 When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield =)

It is

Post by **pxdetroit** » 25 Apr 2025, 20:36

Think how stupid the average person is. Now imagine that half the population is stupider than that.
-- George Carlin

Post by **iorG19** » 30 Apr 2025, 21:07

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Post by **flumsi** » 06 May 2025, 00:08

Hello everyone

If someone says, "That's not possible!" then those are their limits, not yours!

You just need enough courage for the next step – not the whole staircase!

It's not about adding years to life, but adding more life to years.

Post by **pxdetroit** » 06 May 2025, 01:30

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iorG19 wrote: 30 Apr 2025, 21:07
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.